You civilians may be wondering “what the (heck) do the Lakers and Thunder have to do a new DJ Khaled rap song”. Well my friends it is time for a new “Unreal Analogy”. “They Ready” by DJ Khaled features J.Cole, Kendrick Lamar, and Big K.R.I.T; each of who are up and coming superstars in today’s hip-hop game. “I Did it For My Dawgz” is a track which lets Rick Ross loose along with Jadakiss, Meek Mill, and Mr. Dwight Howard in the post himself French Montana. I used the Lakers and Thunder with great reason…see below.

“They Ready” Starting Line-Up

1. Kevin Durant- J. Motherflippin Cole (he came up fast, hit the top of the charts, extremely versatile, only improving, and has the potential to be the best at what he does)
2.  Kendrick Per…sike Russel Westbrook- Kendrick Lamar (made a huge splash in recent times and is ready for his own spotlight)
3. James Harden- Big K.R.I.T (he is a wild card who rocks shades, competes with the best, but still has plenty to prove.

“I Did It For My Dawgz” Starting Line-up

1. I regretfully say that there is no Kobe Bryant in this line-up, but hey we’ve got the rest of the sqaud.
2. Dwight Howard: Rick Ross (he’s big, hes scary, and he doesnt give a damn about what people say…he just wants to be with his boys and earn that paper)
3. Steve Nash: Jadakiss (he has and always will deliver, he makes any song he touches better and he doesnt need to sing the hook to be noticed)
4. Ron Artest (refusal to comply with his Metta Worldpeace Shenanigans)- Meek Mill (he’s the loud one, he can make any song a fight song, and always goes out with a bang)
5. Pau Gasol- French Montana (there’s a European country in his name, and God Damnit that’s all I need)

I Did It For My Dawgz

They Ready